piplump:

Fast repliers are the only people going to heaven

covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

guy:

7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta throw myself down some stairs

If they miss you, they’ll call. If they want you, they’ll say it. If they care, they’ll show it. And if not, they aren’t worth your time.
(via blutrauschen)
Manny in a sexy maid outfit ;)
Anonymous

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*hardcore nose bleeding lol*

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

melodica256:

likes-boys:

2pm // 3pm

welcome to britain

perks-of-being-chinese:

perks-of-being-chinese:

officialpigeon:

my favourite fruit are reds

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shut up its fucking blood orange

#plot twist

darthxochitl:

i like to play a game called “Where Have I Heard That Voice Actor Before”

kinspirational:

bird wing references

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padabootay:

marinashutup:

tastefullyoffensive:

The Potoo bird always looks like it just saw something horrifying. [via]

ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING ME

THE POTOO BIRD SEES ALL

enjolrad:

pizza wasn’t invented until the late 19th century so that means everyone in les mis died before they could try their first pizza and that’s why les mis is such an upsetting story